Tom Shattuck

Ironic Twist for Hillary Clinton

Originally published January 7, 2016. Irony can be a vicious thing and Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton is about to learn it the hard way as the demise of her campaign may come courtesy of the left’s most stalwart ally — Hollywood. Call it friendly fire. Even more delicious is that... Read more →

Randy Quaid’s Latest Crazy Character Is No Act

Originally published October 13, 2015. Bernie Sanders is no longer the most disheveled man in the Green Mountain State. That honor now belongs to bizarre Hollywood has-been, Randy Quaid, the erstwhile B-lister who washed up at the feet of U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents last week and is now... Read more →

Separate Obama Flights is Just Plane Wasteful

Originally published March 15, 2015. Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane ... No, it's two planes! Two taxpayer-funded planes, that is. And on those two planes last Thursday were two occupants of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in Washington, jetting across country to the same destination —... Read more →

A Few Thoughts on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

I have no real problem with Mickey Mouse. In fact, he plays a large role in my house, serving as spiritual leader to my two-year-old daughter. There is no one she loves as much as Mickey Mouse. Not me. Not her mother. No one. If Mickey or any other major... Read more →

J.T. and Jay Z Coming to Fenway----BOOOYAHH!!

Obviously, I would need to be paid $500 and furnished with a complimentary helicopter ride to actual attend this event featuring a felonious Yankees fan who say's words in between catchy vocal choruses(I got 99 problems but talent ain't one) and a little white dude with hair way too curly(it... Read more →

Zombie Hunter

This reporter is so right. Plastered cocktail warriors are the real zombies. You're at the bar and you see him stumbling along, using other patrons like Tarzan uses vines. You know he's coming your way and he's gonna want to talk to you, just because you attract them. He sloppily... Read more →

Another Hollywood Hall of Fame Inductee

A few weeks back, in a groundbreaking move I created the Hollywood Hall of Fame to celebrate the great movies, actresses and actors who got screwed at the Oscars. It is time to induct a gentleman who should have received a Best Supporting Actor nod but was denied because the... Read more →

Hall of Lame!

If you're anything like me you woke up to the news yesterday that the baseball Hall of Fame took its ball and went home - yes -no one is going to be inducted in to the Baseball Hall of Fame. And if you're anything like me, you didn't care. Everybody... Read more →

Clubbin' With Gen Y

For a good snapshot of the stuff Generation Y is made of it is wise to go to their territory, to places where they are completely uninhibited and encouraged to bare their fatuous little souls. So I checked-in to the photo gallery section of one of their coolest Boston clubs(I... Read more →

Seriously, Chill the f*ck out